T Shirt Sayings
"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time." Catherine Zandonella
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as theyre going to feel all day." Frank Sinatra
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." Ernest Hemmingway
"Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alchohol." Anonymous
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." W.C. Fields
"What contemptable scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?" W.C. Fields
[Who stole the cork to my lunch?]
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Henny Youngman
"Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life." Michelle Mastrolocasa
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than [have] a frontal lobotomy." Tom Watts.
"24 hours a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?" Stephen Wright
"When we drink, we get drunk, when we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Soooo, lets all get drunk and go to heaven!" Brian O'Rourke
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin
[Don't believe everything you read on a t-shirt [coffee mug, bumper sticker]. - Abraham Lincoln]
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." Humphrey Bogart
"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world." Kaiser Willhelm
"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet, tasty beer." Homer Simpson
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." Dave Berry
"The nice thing about meditation is that it makes doing nothing quite respectable." - Paul Dean.
"My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more." - Walter Matthau.
"She got her looks from her father: He's a plastic surgeon." -Groucho Marx.
"War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left."
"The art of medicine is in amusing a patient while nature affects the cure."
"Men with one chopstick go hungry."
Man who live in glass house dress in basement
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes."
"Eating Chinese food today will make you very sick."
If a man speaks in the middle of a forest and there is no woman to hear him is he still wrong?
I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger... then it hit me.
"I have opinions of my own. Strong opinions. But I don't always agree with them." George Bush
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Pho shizzle (with bowl of noodles)
What the Pho!
Friends Pho' Eva
Pho Sho
In every language:
"I am awesome"
I am ugly
You are ugly
What does your shirt say?
Water is wet
Roses are red, violets are blue...
别烦我 don't bother me
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as theyre going to feel all day." Frank Sinatra
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." Ernest Hemmingway
"Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alchohol." Anonymous
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." W.C. Fields
"What contemptable scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?" W.C. Fields
[Who stole the cork to my lunch?]
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Henny Youngman
"Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life." Michelle Mastrolocasa
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than [have] a frontal lobotomy." Tom Watts.
"24 hours a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?" Stephen Wright
"When we drink, we get drunk, when we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Soooo, lets all get drunk and go to heaven!" Brian O'Rourke
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin
[Don't believe everything you read on a t-shirt [coffee mug, bumper sticker]. - Abraham Lincoln]
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." Humphrey Bogart
"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world." Kaiser Willhelm
"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet, tasty beer." Homer Simpson
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." Dave Berry
"The nice thing about meditation is that it makes doing nothing quite respectable." - Paul Dean.
"My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more." - Walter Matthau.
"She got her looks from her father: He's a plastic surgeon." -Groucho Marx.
"War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left."
"The art of medicine is in amusing a patient while nature affects the cure."
"Men with one chopstick go hungry."
Man who live in glass house dress in basement
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes."
"Eating Chinese food today will make you very sick."
If a man speaks in the middle of a forest and there is no woman to hear him is he still wrong?
I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger... then it hit me.
"I have opinions of my own. Strong opinions. But I don't always agree with them." George Bush
[loading bar] Sarcasm loading. Please wait.
Pho shizzle (with bowl of noodles)
What the Pho!
Friends Pho' Eva
Pho Sho
In every language:
"I am awesome"
I am ugly
You are ugly
What does your shirt say?
Water is wet
Roses are red, violets are blue...
别烦我 don't bother me
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