T Shirt Sayings
"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time." Catherine Zandonella "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as theyre going to feel all day." Frank Sinatra "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." Ernest Hemmingway "Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alchohol." Anonymous "A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." W.C. Fields "What contemptable scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?" W.C. Fields [Who stole the cork to my lunch?] "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Henny Youngman "Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life." Michelle Mastrolocasa "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than [have] a frontal lobotomy." Tom Wa...